IDIOTS GUIDE TO UNDERSTANDING IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT
By Padmaanaathan Kalai Maran.
1. If you board the MRT at any time of the day and stand right next to the exit without moving in, you're an idiot.
2. If you have hair that covers half your face and at the same time you have a penis, you're an idiot.
3. If you call yourself a "gleek" just because you watch glee, you're an idiot.
4. If you read vampire literature that was published in this millennium, you're an idiot.
5. If you have memorized more than 3 "magic spells" from the Harry Potter universe, you're an idiot.
6. If you think "blackshot" and "combat arms" are better than Counter Strike, you are an idiot.
7. If you wear leggings with anything, you are an idiot. If you're also a guy, you are gay.
8. If you think video games are for kids, you are an idiot.
9. If you use "lol" in a conversation, you are an idiot.
10. If you TyPe LiKe ThiS, you are an idiot.
11. If you use "kekekekek" or "wakakakakak" to express laugher textual laughter, you are an idiot.
12. If you think you're "going through pain no one would understand" you're an idiot.
13. If you wear a key pendant on your necklace for more than a day after your 21st birthday, you're an idiot.
14. If you proposed to your girl/boyfriend through SMS, you're an idiot.
15. If you assume the attributes of the opposite sex, you're an idiot.
16. If you insists that you don't drink beer "because its fattening" you're an idiot.
17. If you fall off a moving vehicle, you're an idiot.
18. If you're vegetarian, you're an idiot.
19. If you think you're a photographer because you have a DSLR, you're an idiot.
20. If you think purple and pink are "only for girls, you're an idiot.
21. If you think of manga when you hear the word "japan", you're an idiot.
22. If you use the words "diss" or "hood" in a sentance, you're an idiot.
23. If you think having chest hair is "poor grooming" you're an idiot.
24. If you think National Service is a waste of time, you're an idiot.
25. If you think being fit equates to looking good, you're an idiot.
26. If you think women are inferior, you're an idiot.
27. If you go all the way to Jalan Kayu in the name of eating prata, you're an idiot.
28. If you watch Oprah at 2pm in the afternoon, you're an idiot.
29. If you bought a phone "because its cute" you're an idiot.
30. If you let people judge you for what you do or who you are, you're an idiot.
For more pointers on Life, do tune in to The Naathan Show, Weekdays 9pm onwards.
The Naathan show would like to assure its readers that the above
stated observations are aimed at no particular individual for any reason whatsoever.
If any persons involved are offended and think this is about you then you're an Idiot
