- This way! there's nothing here!
- Padmaanaathan: Zombie Killer
- I'm coming Prabaaaa!
- Cover me! I'm reloading!.. Oi! COVER MEE!
- Whatever you do don't shoot the red car!
- Huh? What tank? Where's the tank?
- Padmaanaathan: Chainsaw psychopath.
- Err.. who threw the pipe bomb?
- We have to go through the sewers! , I'll go in first, you guys come after me.
Disclaimer: This next words are only uttered when someone with a particularly bad childhood comes into possession of a chainsaw: - AHHHHHHHHHHHCOMETOMEEMUTHAFUCKERS!!!!!COMETOMEEEEYOUCHOWWWCHEEEEEEBAAAAYYYEEEESCOME!COME!FUCKYOU!FUCKYOU!FAAARRRKKKYOOUUUU!!KANNINA!COME!COME!COOOOMMEEEE!AHHHHH!
Remember kids: Nothing bonds friends like being stuck in a zombie wasteland with wayy to much explosives for your own good.
Left 4 Dead2: Forging bonds that Monopoly never could.