Friday, October 05, 2007

Teenage Relationships

Hey guys,

Happy Birthday Rajes!
17 is an utterly boring year filled with misery, frustration and utter annoyence..
But you can drink beer when you're 18 which kinda makes all that worth it.

Hahah.

Anyways,
I thought of doing a post on the total democracy and the whole korea peace thing...plus i met this girl at the library yeasterday who was so damn cute and into comics and bla bla bla bla.. .

However.. .
A good friend of mine had a little emo spree the past month or so and we were talking about it on the phone yesterday.
I did give him a coupla points of advice and all but he was pretty much still the same.
Sooo.
I thought of doing a point/counter point entry about teenage relationship.


Point
  • Teenage relationships are pretty much inevitable. So if you did fall head over heels for a girl, its not your fault. Blame god

  • Teenage relationships are a natural phase of life and are a healthy way of experiencing the world that is yet to come.

  • Teenage relationships are beautiful occurences that give teenagers a taste of love, which inturn is a beautiul and magical experience.

Counter Point.

  • Teenage relationships are pretty much inevitable. So is you do fall head over heels in love with a girl, its not your fault. However, almost all teenage relationships never last. So don't expect to have babies with that cute girl sitting in front of you in class.
  • Teenage relationships are a natural phase of life and are a healthy way of experiencing the world thats yet to come. Of course this only applies to those who are matured enough to understand that having sex when you're 14 is not a cool idea.
  • Teenage relationships are beautiful occurences that give teenagers a taste of love, which inturn is a wonderful and magical experience. Then again an excess of alcohol has the same similar effect. So if you're 15, and have a yearning to fall in love, you really only need to get drunk. Its actually much safer that way.

Haha.. .

But jokes aside dude.
Even if we take it that whatever you said on the phone yesterday was true, i'll still disagree with you on two things.

Firstly, contrary to what you say, there are truly wonderful girls out there who will stand by you throughout your life as friends, lovers or even as sisters. Some of my closest friends are girls who i rely on time and again. Not all girls are like her. So grow up man

Secondly, and trust me when i tell you that, any girl who looks into your eyes and tells you that she loves you, probably does love you very much. She never did that did she? You were always the moron who went around screaming "true love!".

And do yourself a favour bro.
Forget the can we be friends shit. If you were friends before the shit hit the fan, then you'll be friends after the dirt settles.. .

Its entries like this that will help me get some sympathy sex when i'm like 50...hahaha