Hey guys,
Ok imma get straight to the point.
The past few days have been crazy.
I got myself into some seriosly complicating shit.
I walked in on my cousin when she was topless.
Like totally nude except for a towel around her waist.
...
Not funny.
It all started like this.. .
I had a long weekend so i decided to put up at my aunt's place.. .
It's always fun and laughter there and i'm very close with my cousins.
Vimala, 17 and Priya 12.
Ok,
When i'm at my aunt's place i usually settle down in my Cousin's room.
Vimala, First year at SP. (she forbid me to mention the course...but i'll tell if you ask)
Vim's got her own bathroom and i've been using her room for the past 10 years.
no problems.
Untill thursday night.
See i took my bath...got everything but my shirt on and walked out.
Pretty normal stuff.
but this time, i walked right into Vim...who was at that moment...less than decent.
So yeah.
Shock and Awe.
. . .
Needless to day i turned and went back into the bathroom.
she got dressed and left the room.
The next 48 hours would promise awkwardness and silence for the both of us.
Imagine sitting down for dinner with the whole family.
Everyone's talking and laughing except me and her.
Who for some fucking reason were sitting right beside one another.
Not fun.
We've been close since we were 7.
She's always bossing me around and screaming her head off in my ears.
But his weekend was pure silence.
Pure, backbreaking, nerve-wrecking, mind-altering, awkward silence.
I asked my dear friend and confident SERENA TOH SHU XIAN how to tackle this situation.
Dr. Phil here told me to tell my cousin that i was gay.
That would be a problem considering the fact that Vimala was the first person to know who Butter was.
Yeah.
B.F.F Serena.
With friends like this who needs enemies...or chronic dieseases...or AIDS.
Sethu was the help i needed.
Took his questionably perfect advise about how to deal with Vim.
It worked to a certain extent.
I went straight to her house yesterday morning...with breakfast.
After getting yelled at by my aunt for buying breakfast...i went straight to her room.
Sat right smack in front of her...and apologized.
Somehow the conversation ended with she pinching my tender baby-soft skin till it turned red.
red/golden black.
All in all, this awkward episode ended pretty well.
Although my cousin can't seem to stop laughing whenever i come out of the shower.
. . .
She fell of the couch laughing today morning.
So everything's ended.
And as usual, i'm the one being laughed at.
Sigh...
I would have posted this earlier...
But i wanted to get Vims' permission first.
Did i mention that she's been behind me all this while?
This is the first Nathan Show post to be edited by a third party...as it's being typed.
Sigh...
So yeah, before i leave...
Hi! Hi!
This is Vimala D/O Perumal saying see you next show! ~
