Hey guys,
Whats up with kids these days.. .
Who the hell is this He-man guy?
I was at my cousin's 13th birthday party yesterday.. .
Just to begin with, i think it's a little gay for a 13 yr old guy to call all his friends to his void deck to cut a huge He-man cake.
He-man and the masters of some gay universe.
The last cake i cut with a picture on it was when i was 8, with a picture of one of the TMNTs.
I forgot which one (probably Leo or Mikey), but i know i hated that birthday,
But that was that,
That was a decade ago.
The kids these days seem to drag the elements of a birthday to severely queer levels.
As i was saying.. .
Who the hell is this new He-man?
My fellow Generation Y(1985-1989) people will remember the original He-man to be a babarian with a cool sword and a gay name.
Flawed as he may have been, the original He-man was still pretty cool with the whole fighting evil and saving the day genre.
This new guy seems like some badly drawn underwear model...with a sword thats impractical in any form of combat.
(of course this is my own personal opinion)
The point i'm trying to put forth is that kids these days seem to be growing up with plastered and second-grade superheros that are based on original classics.
Sad.
I regret not being born in the 70's...but at least the Iron Man and Superman i grew up knowing were the same ones Stan Lee and Jerry Seigel drew.
Superman will forever be Christopher Reeve...not that new guy
Spiderman will always have Web Shooters on his wrists...not disgusting organic stuff coming out of his veins...
In conclusion, i would like to stress the gayness of 13 year old boys celebrating He-man themed birthday parties under his block.
It's gay Praba...deal with it.
But thanks for the obligatory invite... .
It was fun chewing on He-man's butt.
Note: Duh! I didn't tell him his party was gay yeasterday...i'll do that tonight, after dinner.
