Thursday, April 27, 2006

Inverse Nirvana


Hey guys,

Reflection time..

Those of you reading this blog would know me quite well by now..
This goes especially for the group.. .

SO

You guys would already know that i can be dumb at times.
Your graden variety nutjob.
I mean i've done really dumb things..

Prank my school.. .mix around with serena.. .get involved with the Community.. .
You know..dumb stuff.
But as of yesterday i've hit an all time low.
Inverse Nirvana even.

Here's what happened.

It's raining like pisss these days right?
right.
So yesterday my room, which happened to be poorly ventilated at that time, stank of mildew.
SO.
To counter the smell of drenched animal carcasses that can mistify Woodlands at times..i lit some scented candles in my room..
Nothing new..

Right.

Now before going to bed i usually blow out any candles i've lit.
But yesterday was diferent.
I thought i'd let the candles burn overnight to help get rid of the humid smell..
No harm.
So yeah
Thats what i did.
four candles burning overnight.

Now about my habbits.. .
I usually palce my Glasses on my bedside table before sleeping.
Thats normal.
Thats what i did yesterday..
I placed my glasses on my table.
Table with four burning candles.. .

Do the math people..

When i woke up the next morning i had a little trouble finding my glasses..
Simply because my eyes couldn't recognise this.. .














That used to be my glasses.
Yep.
My glasses.

My glasses that were fucking MELTED over-night.
MELTED.

So yeah.
Bow down before my stupidity eh?

No.
Those who're laughing right now...it's not funny.
Fine...Not THAT funny.

Saras, we're even now.

Serena..STOP LAUGHING!

Note: If i wasn't so well rounded i'd curl up and die