shaggy...

Hey guys,
How ya been?
This week weeks target...Tan Yi Ping
The reason why we call her shaggy:This girl's got enough hair on her arms and legs to make the cookie monster jealous!
So what do I have against this hairy seemingly harmless girl?
SHE HAS A FREEKIN ATTITUDE!. She's not exactly pretty(got a 2/10 rating among the boys)but she goes around like she has a damn tiara on her head. And on a more personal level..She calls me fat.I know IM not exactly thin but at least I'm fat but still good looking(don't judge me..)She is fat and short.NOT a good combination. And some times out of the goodness of my heart I walk up to her and for the fun of it..Start a conversation. Even than humpty dumpty here gets sarcastic with me!.I mean if I wasn't such a gentleman(once again...Don't judge me)I'd bash her tiny tiny head against something hard(like inderpal's turban)inflate it and start insulting her family tracing back all the way to freekin China!
And if you're reading this..I suggest you turn off your PC and start reading the dictionary.'cause YOU NEED FREEKIN SPEECH THERAPY!!
But jokes aside...Other than your face,I got nothing against you...So if you want to be my friend..I'll be Yours..
A Friend always..
Nathan