The Loooooove doctor

Hey guys,
I gotta tell you what happened today.
After drama, me and Ding hit LJS. We hooked up with coupla a buds of
us. Rajes and puneet (that's n-e-e-t) and nick (this guy's a genious).Now
Inderpal (the one and only) had already gone home.So being the idiots we are
we decided to prank call the faggot. By the way,he's still bullshitting. On one occasion,he told me
that he had a girlfriend once.(yeah right) So we all hooked our phones together(on conference)and gave
the singh a call. I pretended to ask him love advice on 3 girls.All these girls think me as their brother..but he doesn't know that. Hhehehehe. So we somehow managed to shift the conversation here and there and brought it
down to HIS love life. By using my frighteningly apt skill in convincing pp, I convinced him that a freek-of-a girl,
Puneetha(no relation to puneet)was into him. Lame huh. SO WHAT?
Muahahahaha.
And IM telling you, till Inderpal stops bullshitting, we're not gonna stop getting him.
And yes, IM gonna lead him on,hook him up with puneetha and then let nature take it's course.
MUahahahah
And you guys who were with me on this are geniuses