The cocks have lost it... .
(awkward silence)
and by this i mean the French
The pasta guzzling italians have it all these days..
Lamborghini's at 15% less cost.. .
The best pizza'sin the world.. .
Pasta that actually taste like pasta and not maggi mee and tomato sauce..
One of the most profilic organised crime scenes..
And now the world cup for the 4th time.. .
It's not fair.. .
It really isn't.. .
The french needed the cup.. .
I mean what do they have..?
They say paris is the city of love..but still Rome sees 34% more tourists on valentines day
who wants to see an overrated tower in france when they can see a cool leaning tower in pisa?
All the french have is Delifrance..and that not even from france!
They needed the cup..
And those Italian fans stop badmouthing my Zidane!
Its not his fault his head is his weapon of choice.. .
Oh well at least the Brazilians didn't win this one.. .
Thats one prayer answered.. .
(i swear the look on Saras' face when she told me the score 5 am in the morning..)
It's all good.. .
France can say they kicked Brown Brazilian ass.. .
Can the Italians say that?
So what if they abused some ka-soccerroos?
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