Thursday, July 20, 2006

Englishmen.. .

Hey guys,

Ever heard of the movie Swimfan?
It's a movie about this pathological obsession a girl has over this innocent guy..
He never saw it coming.. .
One minute he's walking home after swi practice..
The next a hot psycho chick is in his face (literally) with blood dripping from the knife she's got hidden behind her.. .

Yeah.. .
Just when they said movies aren't real.. .
They're real alright.. .
Just that in reality the girl isn't THAT hot and the guy can't swim very well.. .

Why am I doing B-rate movie reviews?
Lets just say life bit me back hard when it comes to the dating scene.. .

Speak good campaign's started..
We're doing a "selling" intensive ad concept.. .

Oh and something good happened...
I got used.

For something good.. .

This is the thing..
I was like 15 minutes late for class today.. .
So when I entered the LT (as quietly as I could) Mr. Kiew, my CAMM lecturer yelled at me.. .
He made me explain why I was late..
...
So I did..
I explained.

Then he just cuts me off by saying
"See class..Notice the way he speaks? That's how you should speak english.."

WOOOHOOO..
I'm late and I get praised.
For once someone appreciates the fact that I talk a lot.. .

He did call me a monkey though..
But that's life right?

Anyways...
On the trip back home I kinda noticed something.. .
Grown men ARE attracted to cleavage..

I mean we all know that..
Theoretically..
But this is the first time i've actually seen it.. .

There was this lady with too much spilling out in the MRT today..
Too old for people my age..
But i noticed an insane number of men crowding around her.. .
Coincidence maybe..
Just that the guy to girl rato around this woman was like 8 to 1..

Guess Seinfeld was right all along.. .

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